I thought I’d better add in some Boris quotes, as well, just so you can appreciate the sheer entertainment value of the unedited Boris.
“My chances of being PM [Prime Minister] are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”
“Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.”
“There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.”
“My chances of being PM [Prime Minister] are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”
“Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.”
“There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.”